According to Ed

Ed, my neighbor next door, says he has no patience for listening to what he has heard before. Ed is a talker and it has to be some earth-shaking news to get him to listen to someone else. Ed says that the…

Ed, my neighbor next door, has hit the restless rapids of winter whitewater. He claims that since the middle of January he feels like he could drown in monotony. In spite of weekly curling, twice weekly bowling and daily coffee chats with…

Ed, my neighbor next door, doesn’t like to go to a buffet, as he says there are too many food items to choose from. He ends up trying most of them because they all look good and then he resents the ones…

Ed, my neighbor next door, is a pessimist! When things turn out bad, he is quick to say, “Things always go from bad to worse.” When circumstances are undeniably good, he insists, “It won’t last!” All December, Ed said, “This good weather…

Ed, my neighbor next door, describes Christmas as his gear down time and New Year’s Eve a full speed forward time. Having applied the brakes to Christmas spending, Ed takes great satisfaction in his annual New Year’s Eve party. It is his…